What's with Pokémon?

I mean, seriously.

Weren't we done and over with since Primary 2 or Primary 3?

What's the deal?

Why is there a repercussion?

This is wrong!!!

NO!!!

I CAN'T APPROVE!

THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!!

[*HITS MY PILLOW REALLY HARD (to show violent objection)]

Enjoy your weekend!

{P.s.: I liked Squirtle... when I was in P2! Let's move on, people!}