Class Comm '07

this would be interesting to most of you guys...yi lei and ryan came up with this on 27th jan 07...take a look at this.

(comments in brackets are by the o mighty powerful Yilei..A.K.A Francis)
Imma the treasurer
Also known as Ryan
But that’s George to you
Unless you are ms seah.
Or someone that usually calls me Ryan.

Class fund.
I propose we collect taxes
$4 a month.
Like say for example
The average allowance per week is $20
That means $80 a month.
We collect only 5%
Which is quite reasonable.
Look at the government.
They get 7%.
So I feel we are quite reasonable.
(Yilei statement… I shall now explain what he needs the cash for… no.1… birthday gifts.. no.2….during long holidays like march or june we all go on a class gathering for lets say… east coast barbeque.. bowling..n stuff I guess.)

Problems.
One common problem is Desmond soh.
But we can’t do anything about him.
So I propose we start a class blog.
We should write about all the bad stuff he does to us,
It is a way to vent our anger at him in a safe, non-violent way.
Not to mention you can use the opportunity to enforce good English.
Then maybe we can get some ex- SA guy to publish our collection of short stories
And shock the public with the suffering we go through.
(yilei statement… only wholesome proper English allowed on the blog. But anything found in the dict will be allowed.. like the F word.)
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2.
To better ensure a conducive environment in school
We should get teachers to teach less from the textbooks.
And more from other sources.
Students get bored easily and their attention will stray
Especially if the teacher is reading off the textbooks.
E.g. KYM.
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3.
I say we spray a section of our class wall black.
Around the size of a large vanguard sheet. Or mahjong paper size.
Then we can get jasper yee or one of those people good at art
To write down our names and the year we were here.
This might help to instill a sense of class belonging.
Like we could say that class 3sa consisting of… passed through this class in the year 2007.
Cool huh.
-(baa.. black makes the classroom look so moody u need a cheery colour….. lets say bright orange!)
4.
To better instill a sense of belonging we can have some class item.
Maybe a ring,
Chain.
Earring.
I for one want to say that zongren would look mighty fine with a nose piercing,
Card.
Or anything.
Badge?
A badge would be good.
Like those nice badges with little proverbs on them type of badges.
(lets just let the class com decide everything! Who cares about democracy..)
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5.
Well, as a committee member,
Albeit an unwilling one.
I would like to see our class mix around more with each other..
Stepping out of their comfort zones
And out of their cliques of friends.
We (yilei and I) have noticed people tend to stick to their friends from their sec 2 classes.
This is natural human instinct and we cannot hope to alter this.
But I feel we should try harder to incorporate the ones from other minority classes.
Into our activities, like Matthew for example.
We as a class need to be united as a whole and able to stick together through adversity.
The up-coming years ahead will not be easy and we need to band together as a class
To continue supporting each other.
(I agree with this whole heartedly.. \)

I sound like some politician. (ur a natural borned one.)
Oh well.
I will do all I can to help achieve this goal.
Ps: class shirts HAVE to be pink.
The class should have to deal with it just this once.
I am adamant about this point.
Both yilei and I will use all necessary force to enforce the pink shirt.
Everyone against this colour shall suffer,
(yilei statement… c’mon guys.. pink is the new black! You guys obviously dun go out much bunch o nerds staying at home playing maple!)

And so it ends… I hope u have fun reading this ms seah… it took us a staggering 5 minutes to write it! You better appreciate our efforts by letting us keep the remainder cash left over  signed george & francis